Tuesday, 27 May 2008

• Party Like A Rockstar!!...........

  ......80's style :\
  Picture backstage at Bon Jovi concerts. Think VH1 Specials... like the "Back when people had unprotected sex....." type series, combined wiht a little "Girls Gone Wild"... where people are making out freely, drinking like crazy, etc., etc., Things I've only seen on TV allllll happened in real time, in front of my eyes, this Memorial Day Weekend. There were TOO MANY is this really happening??? moments so of course I'm going to blog about it.... on FaceBook, where I know they won't read it haha.
  
  
  Quickbackstory:
  This house I'm subletting is um.... very verrrrrrrrrrrry interesting. To say the least.. My roomies, three boys, have finally gotten past the hitting on me stage and now adopted me. I'm like the bonzai tree... you know, the Asian house pet?
  
  Anyway, they feed me, give me noogies, body slam me, hide my laundry, eat my food, and call me "MoonBeam", "Our favorite Asian", "BabyDoll", and whatever they feel like at that moment. I feel like I inherited three brothers........ Frat boy brothers who have yet to grow up ;)
  
  Currently:
  Don't get it twisted, I'm kinda enjoying my time here. I actually learned A LOT this past long weekend.... a quick list ;)
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  1. There are people that wake up around 9:30(ish) and start drinking to pre-Indy interviews. And yes, Danica Patrick is one ROCKIN CHICK. YEAH! :\
  
  
  
  
  
  2. INDY is actually VERY complicated.... and apparently all about the very last corner. It was rigged this year..... from what one of my roommates told me. And I believe him. He wears jeans from Walmart with 600 dollar cowboy boots. Ya, don't ask : \
  
  
  
  
  
  3. There are people who really believe Coors Light is the best. beer. ever. and Blue Ribbon is cheap!
  
  
  
  
  4. There is a ten dollar whiskey called Jameson(?) except in the city, the price is jacked up. Those assholes! If only Kmart sold alcohol, the world would be a very happy place.... (?)
  
  
  
  
  5. Condiments (ketchup, BBQ sauce, and ranch, etc) is considered a food group...
  
  
  
  
  6. People actually watch "COPS", in fact it was on TV all day since there was no hockey, baseball (well Giants and A's) games, horse racing, football, car races, King of the Hill, or Simpsons... BLASPHEMY!
  
  
  
  
  7. If you're a chick, you're fair game to all. Even if you've already slept with another person in the house, past or present. EW
  
  
  
  
  8. If you're a chick, you're fair game to all. Even if you've already slept with another person in the house, in the extreme present... like earlier that day. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
  
  
  
  
  9. The only reason the NBA is watched = betting. Am I the last person to know what over and under is??? : (
     
  
  
  
  10. "Normal" bbq fare = hot dogs and hamburgers
      Veggies = salsa... Pace ugh =\
  
  
  

  
  
  
  
  and i'm sure there are more
  i'll keep adding as i'm reminded of them
  On to the visuals I had to sneak... :)
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Rest of the visuals are on FaceBook w/ captions
  I'm too lazy to link and re-caption...
  
  
  At any rate, Indeed, I am living on the wild side.
  YEE-HAW!
  
  
  
  :)
  
  
  
  

  • 11:12 AM
  • 102 Views
  • 8 eProps
  • 4 Comments